Diary of an insomniac.

It honestly annoys me how guys think our periods “aren’t as big of a deal as we make them out to be”.

cheyza:

wellyouscareme:

fuckimissyou:

brandihouse:

voldemortsarmy:

fr0mtheheart:

YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:

• Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
• Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
• Craving random shit.
• Not having the random shit you’re craving.
• Crying for unexplainable reasons.
• Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
• NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
• More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
• feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
• Crying.
• Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
• Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
• THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
• Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
• Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
• You will yell at people you love.
• Having to piss every 13 minutes.
• Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
• Wanting to eat everything in sight.
• Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
• Only time you’re actually horny,when sex isn’t an option.
• Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
• Lots of crying.
  
  And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.

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